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Travis
<preface>The following is a result of 2.5 days of straight the fuck up craziness at work, listening to nonstop music and a frantic download of multiple albums the night before driving to LA for the weekend, 3 pepsi's and Lady Sovereign currently on the playlist</preface>

This is the short version of what will eventually be a long rant I have that has bothered me for quite some time. All those fucking douche bag internet DJ's that put crap out there with their lame voice overs claiming to have the "exclusive" when in reality they simply downloaded the damn song like the rest of the people that couldn't wait until the album was released.....WOW, you are fucking resourceful Mr Douche Bag Internet DJ.

So I guess I will just post the conversation I had with a friend about 10 mins ago.

QUOTE
(10:54:51 PM) travisjryan: OMFG
(10:54:53 PM) travisjryan:
dude
(10:54:56 PM) Broke 4G63:
dooood
(10:54:58 PM) travisjryan:
http://files.travisjryan.com/
22:55
(10:55:02 PM) travisjryan:
download that mp3
(10:55:14 PM) travisjryan:
listen to it. . can anyone be any more pathetic? holy fuckin shit
(10:55:31 PM) travisjryan:
im going to blog that shit and post it up after I get back home from vacay
(10:55:46 PM) travisjryan:
so pathetic is hilarious
(10:56:20 PM) Broke 4G63:
that a song?
(10:56:21 PM) Broke 4G63:
rofl
(10:56:40 PM) Broke 4G63:
cuz it sounds like shiet
(10:56:42 PM) travisjryan:
yeah
(10:56:57 PM) travisjryan:
its a dude on his fucking computer playing it on a MAC cause its the sound it makes when you turn it up
(10:57:05 PM) travisjryan:
and he is saying "SHOCK RADIO" I think
(10:57:25 PM) travisjryan:
trying to be like that douche fucking bag DJ KA SLAY or whatever the fuck
(10:57:40 PM) Broke 4G63:
haha
(10:58:22 PM) travisjryan:
poluting the fucking world of music right there with his amateur attempt to be cool, which I am sure he brags to his friends at night. . .DUDE!, I am totally recording some exclusive shit, AINT NO ONE GOT MAH SHIT NIGGA, YEAH NIGGA
(10:58:47 PM) Broke 4G63:
lol how many drugs did you take tonight?
(10:58:51 PM) Broke 4G63:
i want some!
(10:59:13 PM) travisjryan:
When in reality, he just downloaded it from the internet before it was released like the rest of the people out there that have the same bootleg
(10:59:32 PM) travisjryan:
none. . I just had 3 days of work that really sucked
(10:59:39 PM) travisjryan:
</rant>


Download the mp3 at the link in the chat conversation and see for yourself. . .DOUCHE BAG!!!




SIDE NOTE: Two Eagles Marcus is published in the book released by hotchickswithdouchebags.com. I bought two of them because the guy is getting sued and I am sure the book will be pulled from production. Randomly going through it and BAM, there is Two Eagles. . . LMAO
Introverted
what

when did dj's become producers

and when the fuck did those terms become interchangeable

because they're totally 2 different things
Travis
Ok. . Producers. . whatever you wanna call these douche bags. Point is, I am not even close to an audio engineer or "producer" and I can do a 1000% better recording job then the example I have posted.

I said Internet DJs because 9 times out of 10 they are yellin "DJ Kay Slay" or some dumb shit like that ever 10 seconds in the song. And most of the time is a REALLY shitty sample completely overpowering the song and retardedly annoying.

In this particular case, he is just screaming something about a radio, but still on the same page, at least fucking use SOME sort of audio editing tool. I mean he has a MAC, garage band. . hello!!!!!
jErk
LoL Two Eagles Marcus is the poster child for hot girls with douches.

Look at me. I take an expensive camera and take pictures of average looking girls and with photoshop make them look like 10s so they want me...

I can't tell you how many girls in his photos i've been dissapointed with once seen in person, or other myspace/facebook pics. It's like being backhanded in the testees.
Rob32
that sucked.
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