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Rob32
http://www.wagenwerks.net/video/h208.html
Chris
Ohhhh. Dubs in HD. Love it.
SethakaGunshow
that video makes me want a vw now.
office888
Holy shit, that's some great editing work.

-Richard-
patgsx
very good vid
Mk2Golf66
Ive watched this vid at least 10 times and i love it more every time.
97GrandPrixGTP
i wouldnt expect anything less coming from a vw fansite, normaly vw people are very orderly and neat.... which then again, i think that comes from the whole VW thing, which in germany, the whole culture is very orderly and neat...

great vid, makes me want a v dub aswell
whiteego
cant wait to get outta my vw and into something jap again.
hopelax22
not really a fan of the 9" chromes and assorted other rims on some that looked like they may have come from a mexicans chevy (although i realize you cant really fit anything more, i'd rather not slam the car to the ground and make it look more like a go kart)

on another note, i thought the S5, TT and that taureg looked pretty sick...first one i've ever seen dropped, black on black
Rob32
QUOTE (whiteego @ Feb 16 2009, 01:12 PM) *
cant wait to get outta my vw and into something jap again.

that's because your vw doesn't have the potential to be cool.

failpoint.

QUOTE (hopelax22 @ Feb 16 2009, 01:37 PM) *
not really a fan of the 9" chromes and assorted other rims on some that looked like they may have come from a mexicans chevy (although i realize you cant really fit anything more, i'd rather not slam the car to the ground and make it look more like a go kart)


its a look, LOTS of people do it.
97GrandPrixGTP
iv noticed with VW's, you eather go big or small... my buddy has a gti, and he has a set of like 18's with low pro's he runs in the summer, in the winter, i think he has 14's right now, and it looks so goofy to see the little tires on there... i figured hed go for like a 15 winter tire... or more...

but i personly dont think the smaller rims look bad on the older vw's, it matches the boxy look and makes it seem sportier... but for the newer vw's you gota go bigger fo sho...
whiteego
i'm to the age where cool doesn't even matter to me. dumb shit breaks on it. annoying. like the ambient temp, washer fluid pump, abs sensor, a/c wasn't wired correctly from factory..... one year old car. heated seats own though.
Rob32
QUOTE (whiteego @ Feb 16 2009, 02:52 PM) *
heated seats own though.

fuck yes they do.

im curious of the aircooled seats.
Dewback9
3 words....GAY.........AS.........FUCK!




























Just kidding. Video kick ass and so do the cars. Amazing editing and the HD.....ZOMFG! I want to build a nasty VW one day. I want that shit on the ground and cambered like a bitch. It would be dope as hell
Rob32
i was pretty close to cutting your brake lines.
Dewback9
AHAHAHAHA I thought you would get a kick out of that. I really wish Subaru people would be more welcoming to the whole "Euro" or "Flush" look. A lot of people just talk so much shit about it and blah blah blah. Personally I think it is sick as hell. VIP, Drift, VW's and Audi's. I love all that shit.

Speaking of sick videos check this out:

http://vimeo.com/2298573

There are others on there of a ton of different cars. All are AMAZING!
HeelToeSTI
QUOTE (Dewback9 @ Feb 16 2009, 07:52 PM) *
AHAHAHAHA I thought you would get a kick out of that. I really wish Subaru people would be more welcoming to the whole "Euro" or "Flush" look. A lot of people just talk so much shit about it and blah blah blah. Personally I think it is sick as hell. VIP, Drift, VW's and Audi's. I love all that shit.

Speaking of sick videos check this out:

http://vimeo.com/2298573

There are others on there of a ton of different cars. All are AMAZING!




Good lord! That was hawt!
vdubgreg
hhhhhheeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll yeah boyeeeee. dude this video is bad ass. i am a lookin and i am a liken
Rob32
i should have adjustables by the end of next month, it'll be a good little afternoon project over at loki's.
SPICivic
after watching that.. I want one
WILDSTYLE
You know the only thing worse than a BMW owner....

A V-dub owner.
Rob32
yo, tell your mom my dick hurts.
WILDSTYLE
When I saw your mom's grille, I just flat out declined the BJ. I cream-pied her asshole instead, and stamped a V-dub badge on dat ass.
Rob32
your mom loved the alaskan snow crab i gave her last night.



(after i came in your moms ass, i forced her to fart it out into my open hand. I then proceeded to slap her with my cummy hand in the face:ALASKAN SNOW CRAB).
WILDSTYLE
Funny, cuz I gave your mom the Alaskan Fire Dragon last night. And btw, insults don't work when you actually explain them. They lose their punch. Go google mine if you want.

All all this time, you thought she just had a runny nose....
Rob32
i had no idea your mom liked strawberry shortcake as much as her son...

i guess the apple doesn't fall very far from the tree.
WILDSTYLE
I keep hoping you're actually gonna post something funny....I really am, I like to laugh. Quit disappointing, seriously.

All I'm doin is tryin to have fun and you can't even provide me with any. Fuckin no-game loser, typical square v-dub owner. Quit bein such a dork and say somethin funny! We're all waitin here.
Rob32
you want funny?

your dick.

The only way you can feel any amount of self-worth is to date asian bitches who think your micro-machine sized dick is gargantuan, and to drive fast cars (apparently only when you can afford to).

why don't you go post more half naked pictures of yourself, drink some muscle milk, and fucking jerk off to a bow flex informercial.
Max
ok that last comment was funny. but i'll give it to Wildstyle you weren't coming with anything funny before.

The vid however was sick! that was a great video no matter what kind of cars it had in it. it could've been about fucking Daewoo's and it still would've been sick.
Chris
QUOTE (WILDSTYLE @ Mar 3 2009, 01:41 AM) *
You know the only thing worse than a BMW owner....

A V-dub owner.


Haha.........Hmm, all of this talk of other people not being as cool as you, it seems you are making fun of people to boost your self esteem.
WILDSTYLE
QUOTE (Rob32 @ Mar 3 2009, 04:16 PM) *
you want funny?

your dick.

The only way you can feel any amount of self-worth is to date asian bitches who think your micro-machine sized dick is gargantuan, and to drive fast cars (apparently only when you can afford to).

why don't you go post more half naked pictures of yourself, drink some muscle milk, and fucking jerk off to a bow flex informercial.


I date plenty of black ones too...i got about 6 of those under my belt. I'm an equal opportunity fucker. I never claimed to bang virgins anyways. Who wants a no-talent POS of a fuck? I like blown out whores.

I'm willing to pull out and compare....are you? You don't seem too confident, hence you drive a car painted a loud ass color that sticks out like a sore thumb. Might as well be driving a yellow vette.
Rob32
QUOTE (WILDSTYLE @ Mar 4 2009, 12:23 AM) *
I date plenty of black ones too...i got about 6 of those under my belt. I'm an equal opportunity fucker. I never claimed to bang virgins anyways. Who wants a no-talent POS of a fuck? I like blown out whores.

I'm willing to pull out and compare....are you? You don't seem too confident, hence you drive a car painted a loud ass color that sticks out like a sore thumb. Might as well be driving a yellow vette.

this guy wants to see my dick.
WILDSTYLE
QUOTE (Rob32 @ Mar 4 2009, 12:46 AM) *
this guy wants to see my dick.


Nope, i never said i'd look at it. I'll let some else judge that. I'm just willing to prove I'm more of a man than you. rolleyes.gif

See, you're a homophobe.....aka, you're a faggot. ohmy.gif
Rob32
I can't find the graph that shows dick size is a perfect correlation to manhood, but I'm guessing you failed statistics in high school (or never took it) so I wont bother you with metrics. I'm sure your blown out black whores love your confidence though, if for nothing else you deserve a prize for enthusiasm. I don't need to whip my dick out for you to jerk off to, but if you need a dick size judge to measure your self worth, I'm sure a dude over at the metro of the zoo would be more than happy to do that for you.
SuperSick
QUOTE (WILDSTYLE @ Mar 4 2009, 12:23 AM) *
Who wants a no-talent POS of a fuck?


Man speaks the trooooooof!
WILDSTYLE
QUOTE (Rob32 @ Mar 4 2009, 01:34 AM) *
I can't find the graph that shows dick size is a perfect correlation to manhood, but I'm guessing you failed statistics in high school (or never took it) so I wont bother you with metrics. I'm sure your blown out black whores love your confidence though, if for nothing else you deserve a prize for enthusiasm. I don't need to whip my dick out for you to jerk off to, but if you need a dick size judge to measure your self worth, I'm sure a dude over at the metro of the zoo would be more than happy to do that for you.


Son, I've forgotten more math than you'll ever know. It's my job.

I can also calculate, based on your volkswagon-driving data, and by extrapolating your homophobic tendencies, the "root" of your issues is that you have a penis smaller than average and are quite perturbed.

My advice, shave your pubes to enhance what you have, rattle can it v-dub blue, and go find a compact garage to park it in.
Max
you guys should give each othe the Dutch Rutter. laugh.gif
WILDSTYLE
QUOTE (Max @ Mar 4 2009, 09:18 PM) *
you guys should give each othe the Dutch Rutter. laugh.gif


I don't know that one yet. Does it feel good? huh.gif
SuperSick
1. Dutch Rutter

When a man holds his penis, while some one else grabs the arm thats holding the penis and moves the arm, so as to jerk the man off without touching his junk.

Had to look it up myself. Wasn't sure what it was.
Rob32
fuck the dutch rutter, i'll hook him up with a Rose Kreeper.
SuperSick
1. rose creeper

Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your sweetheart's neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss her entire body. After working her into the mood for some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your raging boner. Begin to punish-fuck her dumper while whipping her with the rose and screaming nasty obscenities at her.

I bet she never saw that coming.
Rob32
damn, what site are you getting these definitions from. i thought i was alone with the rose creeper...


I got one that will surely doop you, "THE MONROE TRANSFER".

edit: just google searched and found the Urban Dictionary explanations.
SuperSick
monroe transfer

When one person sticks a tube in their ass and then sticks it in someone else's ass and shits in their ass.





So fucked up I had to share.
SPICivic
WTF!! why would you look it up.
T-Spoon
hahaha i've been watching this one for a day or two and it wasn't until five minutes ago that I really laughed.

+1 to supersick for the definitions, more laughs even though I knew half of them because I have a dirty mind.
WILDSTYLE
The monroe transfer has gotta be the most disturbing one I've heard in awhile. +1 for whoever came up with that shit.
driftjunke24
Hmm, I thought it was called the Dutch Rudder. Sounded like something that was discovered on a sail boat. With no women.



Is there an official term for falling asleep on your arm and then jacking off, because it feels like someone else is doing it for you?
SuperSick
QUOTE (driftjunke24 @ Mar 13 2009, 01:12 AM) *
Is there an official term for falling asleep on your arm and then jacking off, because it feels like someone else is doing it for you?


The Stranger
evilkowz
ummm...back to the topic at hand. That vid was very inspirational for me. I'm very excited to the possibilities of my Volksaudi. I'll probably keep the looks very clean, and go for more performace. Hell if I invest the same $ I did to my cougar, I should be pushing 300hp...That's fucking exciting to me.

BTW: The dutch rudder is in Zack and Miri, Fucking funny ass movie.
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